Ladies Of Long Island (And Possibly Jersey): Here Is Your Craigslist Warning Of The Day

We here at Guanabee consider ourselves something of a public service provider and a dispenser of helpful advice.

So when a concerned citizen brought this Craigslist notice to our attention, we felt it our duty to bring it to the attention of the community at large. Beware of married STD-carrying men in Long Island (and possibly Jersey). But, mostly, beware of yourself if you respond to ads where married men promise romantic getaways as “just friends:”

This man is married and is a cl troller. He will lie to you to say he is interested in a friend outside of his marriage, for drinks, dinner, lunches and even romantic getaways. ITS ALL A LIE! He is a manwhore and a CL troller. He will lie to you, fuck you, and then blow you off and then give out all your personal information to his friends and tell them you are an easy fuck,he will try to pimp you out. If your married he will threaten to tell your husband and he even threatend to tell my kids.
His aol sn are: Jrsy**m, Na*****foru, NY******man. He lives in Long Island, married, 2 kids. and owns a business in Jersey. He is probably trolling NJ craigslist also! Warning to all women. With all the women he has done this to, he may carry STD’s.

Well. There was your first clue, Posting Lady. No one wants a friend outside of marriage. Marriage is a time where it is - finally - socially acceptable to not have any friends at all and to isolate completely so that you may pursue embarrassing hobbies like collecting Precious Moments figurines, visiting Furry forums or agreeing to meet married men for dinner “just as friends.”

In any case: Watch out for potential pimps and small business owners with three AOL screen names. They are trouble. Better yet, take any and all men from Long Island or New Jersey out of your dating pool immediately.

WOMEN WATCHOUT FOR THIS MAN WHORE! (Long Island and probably Jersey also. ) [Craigslist]