Happy Mardi Gras! Have Some Free Jack In The Box Tacos, IHOP Pancakes, Quizno’s Subs, And Chronic Diarrhea
24 February 2009, 9:45 AM. By Alex Alvarez
It’s Fat Tuesday, babies! This is the one day of the year when your normal, quotidian eating and drinking habits are permissible. In the spirit of gluttony, decadence and lude displays of public coitus, Jack in the Box is offering two free tacos to people who think two free tacos from Jack in the Box are a good idea.
Other delectablish items that can help get you through this holiday, recession-style, are free pancakes from IHOP! Mmm! Maybe, if you’re lucky, you can show up and Nicky Hilton will arrest your ass, right there in the IHOP. A citizen’s arrest for being too damn sexy. Get a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes by visiting any IHOP between 7 am and 10 pm today and making a donation to any of the charities the company has selected. Show your boobs to the waiter for extra blueberries.
To get your free tacos, log on to Jack in the Box’s website between noon to 11:59 pm to get a coupon. Quick, before the giant monster-head man dies!:
And, for those of you who prefer toasty subs, register at Quizno’s. (We have giving anyone our name and address - whether it means saving whales or getting free subs - so we don’t particularly recommend this one.)
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why do you have to register? fuck that shit! thats retarted. cant they just give us the free food when we show up?
Now if jack in the crack was giving free curly fries, I’d so be there!
help stimulate the economy and have some of JBo’s churros. they’re good even without being high.
so i hear.
http://www.hangintherejack.com
I got the coupon for the Quiznos sub. The turkey bacon guacamole is the best.