“Orgasm Disease” Plagues Women With 100 Orgasms A Day

Hi, ladies. Do you have an “insatiable beast down below?” Do you feel a constant need to orgasm, so much so that you plan your day around getting off?

Well, TMI. And, also? You’re not alone.

There are some women who suffer from “Persistent Sexual Arousal.” They are nearly constantly plagued with discomfort and a need to get off in order to ease the tension. 

 One woman in the video, Rachel, below says she hates doing laundry because vibrations from the washer’s spin cycle are enough to trigger an episode. She says the episodes can come on suddenly and lasts for hours. 

Rachel’s husband says its “kind of fun” because women are not usually so “aggressive.” Which sort of misses the point. No pun intended.

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The husband’s reaction got us wondering how you all would feel about dating someone with this disorder. Would you find their persistent desire to have sex sad, frustrating, sexy? We just feel a little turned off (heh) by the implication that a woman aggressively going after sex because of a disorder is “kind of fun.” Especially if, dude, it’s not really because she’s particularly into you.

In fact, Wikipedia (bastion of truth that it is) says the feeling of genital arousal is unrelated to sexual desire. The disorder is most likely to strike post-menopausal woman in their 40s and 50s, although it can affect woman of all ages. If can sometimes be treated with medication or with topical numbing creams or psychotherapy. After the woman in the video’s comparison of her irritated clitoris to a throbbing, red, swollen thumb after it’s been smashed in a car door, we’re fairly sure this is something we would not wish on our worst enemy.