Perez Hilton Wants To Give You “The Clap”
2 February 2009, 1:06 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Perez Hilton: Blogger. Clothing designer. TV Personality. And, now, singer.
The self-described Queen of all Media’s latest venture involves a video for his song, The Clap. You might recall us telling you about this way, way back in September, right around the time we were working on our own single with our band Awko Taco and the Guanababies.
Perez’s video contains hot skinny dudes, various puppets and, of course, lots of Perez. LOTS of Perez. And, is it just us, or is the dude at the beginning of the video wearing clothing from Perez’s Hot Topics line?
Check out the video and let us know what you think:
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And the moral of this story is: Sometimes wishes SHOULDN’T come true. That might’ve been amusing, if it had been written by somebody with an I.Q. above 5…and if Perez weren’t in it.
And excuse me…but is gonorrhea the worst thing that’s gonna happen if somebody rapes your–I don’t even want to repeat the stupid line again. How nice that Perez could be irresponsible in addition to being unimaginative and J.P.V. (just plain vile).
He has done the impossible…made me feel embarrassed to be gay. I thought I had a low opinion of this freak before…he’s gotten himself down to absolute zero. I’m gonna go take a shower now, and we must never talk about this again.
Yeah, that line got to me too. Then I remembered that I don’t consider obvious triggers grounds for intelligent discourse and went back to drawing cum dribbles on celebrity babies. Or whatever it is that bloggers do.