Best Of The Breasts: Sheyla Hershey Gets Record-Breaking Boob Implants Despite Doctor’s Warning, “They Might Explode”

Sheyla Hershey has broken the world record for largest breasts with her new, size-38KKK breasts. And girl earned it- it took nine surgeries, over a gallon of silicone, and a trip to Brazil because doctors in the U.S. feared her breasts might explode.

Sheyla was so determined to reach her goal that she sacrificed health and love for her quest. When she first started getting implants, her boyfriend offered to pay for them, but soon he was begging her to stop. So she broke up with him, saying: “I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream.”

A dream like entering the public consciousness briefly, then fading into obscurity with only your freakishly huge chest and constant back pain to keep you company? Well, at least there is literally no way they can leave her peripheral vision… It’s almost like having friends.

So why, why, why did she do this to herself? In her own words: “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about.”

God-speed, Miss Hershey. You are joining the illustrious ranks of such memorable ladies as:

Maxi Mounds, who makes us wonder if a pinched nerve due to the weight of her chest is responsible for that face she’s making:

Maxi achieved her chest by getting something called “string” implants, i.e. yarn-like plastic string implants that irritate the flesh and cause it to continuously leak serum, thus expanding the breasts. Yum.

Lolo Ferrari, who is kind of awesome for singing a song called “Airbag Generation”:

With inspirational titty-pioneers like these two, it’s easy to see why Sheyla was eager to outdo them. Because in the race to get the biggest breasts, the last one standing is actually the loser.

Record-Breaking Breasts [NBC]

I’VE GOT THE WORLD’S BIGGEST BOOBS [Daily Star]