Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Someone Really Likes CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN

This week’s Commenter belongs to a special category of human commonly referred to as “The Crazed Fan.” Take out your CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN Trapper Keeper and a pencil and get ready to take notes:

Ah, the crazed fan. A finer specimen of humanity is not be found. Often found in technical colleges or working at your locak DMV, The Crazed Fan truly believes that he or she will somehow manage to capture the attention - and the heart - of his or her celebrity of choice simply by leaving enough poorly spelled comments on message boards, blogs or sign-out logs at the country jail. This week’s Commenter of the Week might just win CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN’S and grow in him like herpes on a frat boy:

Re: Did Chris Brown Attack Rihanna Because She Gave Him An STD? Like, Say, Herpes?

I LOVE CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN

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FUCK RIHANNA

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FUCK RIHANNA I HATE THAT UGLY BIG HEAD SKINNY BODY HOE!!!!…SHE FUCKED T.I. JUSTIN T. AND JAY~Z…..SOOO FUCK HER…..SHE JUS CAME FROM AFRICA OR WHERE EVER SHE’S FROM AND FUCK UP MY MAN WHOLE FUCKIN CAREER….SO FUCK THAT BITCH!!!!! I HATE HER!!!!!!! BUT I LOVE CHRIS

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i would of beat the bitch to if she gave me herpes…..

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fuck rihanna i hate dat big forehead bitch

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i think everyone should just leave CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN alone. He made a terrible mistake and everyone acts as if he murdered the foreign cunt. Leave him the h*** ALONE!!!! I LOVE HIM WAYYYY TOOOO MUCH!!!

Thanks, Guest-Posting-Under-The-Same-IP-Address. We’ll make sure to relay your message to CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN.

Have a great weekend, you bunch of herpes-ridden hobags!