Buy Tom Cruise’s Used Matte Leão Cup For Only 5,000 Reais! (That’s $2179.53, Gringuitos.)

A Brazilian online auction called Mercado Libre site is currently taking bids on a cup allegedly used by Tom Cruise while lounging on the beach at Forte da Urca. The seller was able to nab the crumpled cup from where Cruise had left it after he was done with his Matte Leão - popular Brazilian beverage. Now, lucky you, a used cup belonging to someone who does not know or care that you exist can be yours, forever.

At least one visitor to the online auction, however, is not convinced that this cup is legit. Mainly because he insists that he has the “real” cup (God forbid Tom Cruise drink multiple cups of Matte Leão while in Brazil), and, because he’s an upstanding creepster fan, he’s held on to it and refused to do something as tacky as attempt to sell it online. Instead, he’ll just whine about having it and not selling it online:

I would like to inform all potential buyers that this ad is false, because I got the glass, and not put the sale, because I am an unconditional fan of Tom Cruise from Top Gun. Thus, this glass is false, only buy if they want to be deceived.

Yeah… Way to win, guy. Too bad the seller totally posted a picture of himself digging the cup out of the garbage can. PROOF, is what that is:

"What now, H8ers?"

The current price of the cup, as of posting, is 5,000 Reais, or about $2179.53. What a deal.
 

Vendo copo de matte do Tom Cruise [Mercado Livre]