Teenager Paints 60-Foot Phallus On His Roof, Unbeknownst To Mom & Dad

Eighteen year-old Rory McInnes was inspired by a documentary on Google Earth–the technology that is systematically satellite-photographing the whole world–to paint a 60-foot phallus, (that’s a penis if you’re nasty), on the roof of his parents $2 million home in Hungerford England. A helicopter pilot spotted the artwork a year later and called British tabloid The Sun who phoned up his mom and dad–much to their surprise.

Rory is spending a year traveling between finishing school and college, and when his father caught up with him, the 18-year-old reportedly said: “Oh, you’ve found it then!”

Cute! We imagine him played by that boy from About A Boy. 

His dad added:

When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off.

Seriously English people make everything sound like a Mary Poppins movie. Maybe Ryan will do a chimney dance while he’s up there. An interesting point was brought up, however, by another blog that pointed out it’s curious that Ryan chose to paint an embarrassing image on his own home instead of some rival school’s or something. Very true. We change the casting for Rory to Rhys Ifans.

This is allegedly not the actual 60 Foot-Phallus, but an artist depiction. No one took a picture?!! English people.