Britney Spears New “Fuck Me (aka If U Seek Amy)” Video Is The New “Single Ladies”

How many gays will record their own version of Britney Spears new “Fuck Me (If You Seek Amy)” video? How many, John Dunbar? Like the stars, Kicking Bird.

The new video from miss Circus tricks features Britney as a Donna Reid type because she’s so not a suburban icon. In fact, she’s the opposite of conformity. She’s fucking Joan of Arc. It opens with a newscaster deliberately speaking the alternate title of the song, “IF. YOU. SEEK. Amy.” Which, phonetically, and if you’re retarded, spells f-u-c-k me. GET IT? FUCK ME!!! No, fuck me. I’m reviewing a Britney Spears video.

The below tribute video, one of many to come, we’re sure, displays what it feels like to listen to the song in the middle of the dance floor at Splash while tweaked out on meth. In other words, how most of her fans will experience it.