Charles Barkley Read Complete Idiots Guide To Spanish During 36 Hours In Jail

Arizona inmate P519798, otherwise known as Charles Barkley, who was arrested for drunk driving in Phoenix on December 30, 2008 whilst speeding to a blowjob, has already served his 36 hours in Phoenix’s famed Tent City with Sheriff Joe “the Mexican hater” Arapaio. As you can tell from the photos, Joe didn’t make Barkles wear the infamous pink underwear he usually straps on his illegals because when you’re a superstar, jail is like a press junket crossed with a weekend at a desert spa.

Upon arriving, Charles told the press he’d brought a copy of The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Spanish to pass the time and, no doubt, to be able to communicate with the locals, as Arapaio is famous for overpopulating his jail with illegal aliens from across the border who come to steal his constituents toilet scrubbing opportunities. Here the inmates teach Charles the Spanish phrase for, “Give me an autograph to sell on Ebay, or I’ll slice you open like a melon.”

Barkley’s sentence was reduced from ten days to 3 and he was let out for 12 hours of “work release,” Sunday and today making his total time in jail 36 hours. He was also housed in a separate tent from the other inmates for his safety and meals were brought to him. What? No prison pick up game? And we’re not talking about basketball. Yuk, yuk.

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