Allure Fights Aging By Slathering Cindy Crawford In Shaving Cream
23 March 2009, 6:30 PM. By Cindy Casares
Cindy Crawford: ‘Memba Her?! Sure, she’s an old crone, but Allure magazine managed to sex her up for their Anti-Aging Issue by covering her in shaving cream and adding the caption, “This is what 43 looks like.” Ha! It’s not even what 33 looks like. But we have to ask, what’s with her really long crotch? It looks like she’s wearing pantyhose too low. Examine more closely in the NSFW version after the jump.
In case you can’t read the caption, Cindy says she stays young looking by applying day cream, night cream and eye cream and it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a mutant from the planet Hot or that magazines were invented to sell you useless beauty shit you don’t need.
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It’s just a poorly airbrushed image. Allure airbrushes everything. Anyway, why is she doing this? Does she need the money/exposure? I am seeing her crap skincare line on TV again, did she loose $ with Madoff or something?
I agree - there seems to be some crotch strangeness going on. Given the opportunity I would certainly be willing to make further inquiries and report back with my findings.
I have to applaud whomever did the photoshop on the image to make it SFWish. I love it.
maybe it’s just extra foam on the crotch??
LMAO when in life are you ever gonna have the chance to say that again?
yes, that’s a strange ass crotch. i thought perhaps it was because she had big butt cheeks, but it’s not that. bad photoshopping.