Cristiano Ronaldo’s Mom Wears Hot Pants, Cristiano Thinks Portuguese Women Are Better Than English Ladies

His ex told us soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo was something of a mama’s boy, and he’s proven as much by 1) claiming Portuguese women are hotter than English women, 2) dressing his mom in his clothing line and 3) allowing his mother to handle his love life.

Cristiano’s mom, 54-year-old Dolores Aveiro, made an appearance wearing a pair of tight, pin-striped hotpants, a top from her son’s elegant clothing line and a silver leather cap probably stolen from one of her son’s late night, E-fueled visits to a suburban rave.

Says a witness: “They say men look for their mother in the women they fall for. . . well Cristiano better watch out. If any of his girls end up with thunder thighs like that she could do him a mischief.” 

Cristiano is certainly looking for a woman like his mother in at least one respect - when asked if there were any differences between English and Portuguese, Cristiano said “Portuguese women are better.” At wearing jock straps? Check it:

Cristiano has also said he’s letting his mother pick out his girlfriends for him. We wonder what his latest rumored girlfriend, British college student Olivia Saunders, has to say about all this?

You’re so Ron about our girls [NOTW]

Ronaldo’s proud mother steps out in son’s fashion brand… and some VERY ill-advised hotpants [Daily Mail]