Florida Students Tell On Drunk Teacher Kylene Nelson After She Threatens To Fail Them For Not Dancing With Her

Kylene Nelson, a 42-year-old middle school teacher from Land O’ Lake, Florida, was reported to the administration after she drunkenly threatened to fail her students if they did not dance with her. We think we’ve had this teacher.

Students say they became frightened because their teacher smelled bad and was aggressively forcing them to dance with her during their first period Language Arts class. She even exposed herself while dancing with one 13-year-old boy. Recalls one eighth grader:

We told her, ‘Miss Nelson, please pull up your pants’, and she did, but then they fell down again and she held them there. She was kinda grinding, like, putting her butt against you.

Her lesson plan for the day, besides “GET PLASTERED!,” also apparently included “do not wear underwear.” The teacher ran from campus and was later found passed out by a pool.

Whenever we think of Mark, who is currently teaching impressionable young children in the wilds of Spain, we will think of Miss Nelson.
 

Middle school students catch drunk teacher on video [WTSP, via dlisted]