Elvis Crespo Caught Masturbating On An Airplane, Suavemente, Of Course
25 March 2009, 2:30 PM. By Cindy Casares
Androgynous Puerto Rican singer Elvis Crespo was in the middle of a flight from Houston to Miami when he decided, fuck the peanuts, I want dees nuts and started masturbating right there in his seat. The lady seated next to him told and, when he landed in Miami, he was detained by the FBI. Imagine THAT interrogation.
FBI Agent: Uh, what exactly were you doing with your hands, Mr. Kraayspoe?
Elvis Crespo: I was tushing myself.
FBI Agent: Uh…exactly how were you touching yerself, Mr. Kraayspoe?
Elvis Crespo: Suavemente!
[Then his backup singers, also being detained by association and feeling very put out by the whole thing, kicked in.]
Backup singers: (Suave!)
Elvis Crespo: Tiernamente…
Backup Singers: (Suave!)
Elvis Crespo: Cariñosamente
Backup Singers: (Suave)
Elvis Crespo: Dulcemente, sin prisa y con calma…
FBI Agent: Uh…I don’t speak Mexican, Mr. Kraayspoe.
Actually, the Spanish-language press quotes Crespo as saying, “I don’t remember doing that.” We’ve heard of some love ‘em and forget ‘em types, but to forget your own masturbation session beats all. Oh and now that you’re dying to hear it, here’s an MP3 of “Suavemente,” which will never sound the same to you again.
Click on Elvis Crespo’s Microphone To See Who Else Has Been Caught Masturbating
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hahahaha.. You said beats all!!! Great pun!!!
I think i would freak out if some guy started masturbating next to me. Well maybe not if the guy is hot. I’d help.
Now La Roncha, you know you’re not allowed to help until he specifically says “echate pa ca!”
Isn’t Elvis Crespo Colombian?
Colombians don’t masturbate. They have cocaine.
Elvis Crespo is Puerto Rican. He is one of the most popular Merengue/ Salsa stars in the world to date
he should have gone to the bathroom like all the other men do
Elvis crespo is dominican but born in puerto rico…Look it up, and he does not do salsa…he would be raped in prison!!!
Dominicans do not get born in Puerto Rico, just in Republica Dominicana. Puertoricans are born in Puerto Rico, dont matter where the desendants are from…
ugghhh!!! not that argument again!!!
First I would have take out my cell phone and snapped a pic. THEN I would have told the flight attendant. Nothing like “hard” evidence. ; )
Um he’s dumb with that old ass song get a new one
Good Lord! He is almost in Jacko territory with that flat iron hair and sunglasses. He should of gave that lady some of his ”jesus juice”.
Que viva Manuela !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
descarado!!!!
i love it!!
Que mariconaso pendejo sucio! Es el Pee Wee Herman Boricua. Ojala lo metan preso para que conozca a “Bubba” y se lo metan en el…..
Y porque tiene que ser maricon…..porque lo hiso solo? No se pero creo que lo dices porque no lo viste y te pones triste por eso….
Ese o esa que es tan mal hablado(a) que se revise, que aprenda hablar y no sea tan sucio cuando va a jusgar a otra persona. Si Elvis lo hizo esta mal hecho pero por favor tengan mas educacion cuando escriban.
Cuando el queso ataca…hasta en el avion es valido. O es que a mas de uno no le a provocado rayarse la yuca en pleno vuelo, y mas si la vieja de al lado esta rica. Lo que pasa que el man no sabe hacer las cosas, primero a devido convencer a la vieja que lo ayudara, asi no lo hubiesen pillado. Ya se para no arroparme mas con esas cobijas yo pense que era almidon con que las labavan, ya veo que las almidonan con leche de mipalo.
lavaban…
Al cuerpo lo que pida, que la vida es corta
que bueno!!!!
Tuve mucho tiempo con su grupo en su mania
nothing like spending time with manuela, and i bet he switched it up to the other hand, rspectfully named Soledad XD
PAPI YO TANBIEN SOY P.R. MIRA NO TE PREOCUPES YO NO CREO ESO TODABIA DE ADORO
wow HE MUST HAVE BEEN REALY HORNY TO DO THAT IN THE CHAIR AND NOT TH BATCHROOM
manuela pajera jaja