Elvis Crespo Began Masturbating 15 Minutes After The Flight Took Off
26 March 2009, 9:07 AM. By Cindy Casares
The Associated Press is now following the important federal case of Elvis Crespo masturbating in U.S. air space and they say he started masturbating fifteen minutes after his Continental flight from Houston to Miami took off. Dayum, horniado.
It seems 52 year-old Patricia Perea of Canyon Gate, Texas was the lucky winner of the seat next to El Mastubador. She told the FBI she was sitting next to Elvis Crespo when, about 15 minutes after the plane left Houston, he covered himself with a blanket and began to masturbate, then exposed himself. Then her eyes burned out of her sockets.
We’re just glad the FBI is on top of this important case. Once they found out there wasn’t a bomb in his pants, however, Elvis Crespo was not charged. He’s free to wank again.
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I prefer to masturbate right before landing, although right after take off can be hot.
as soon as that safety belt light was off he went at it.
sometimes the tight safety belt gives me a boner……
TMI, Patrick. TMI.
“Boner” makes me laugh.