But What Does The Entertainment World Think Of Elvis Crespo Masturbating?

Milking Elvis Crespo’s snake on a plane for all it’s worth, Univision asked the stars at Premio Lo Nuestro how they felt about Elvis getting caught masturbating. Sound bites range from the demure, “No comment,” to the brazen “Everybody does it. More power to you, bro.” Well, we won’t be sitting next to any Norteño bands on our next plane trip, that’s for damn sure.

Also darling are the obligatory Stepford squeals from the various pageantbots of Nuestra Belleza Latina. You know, before half of them were massacred on Sunday night. Bet they long for the days when all they had to worry about in life was not sitting next to Elvis Crespo.