Elvis Crespo MySpace Video Denies Getting Detained, But Not Masturbating

As promised, Elvis Crespo has posted on his MySpace page a video statement regarding the recent allegations that he masturbated during a flight from Houston to Miami last week. And, as expected, he’s sidestepping everything.

This guy is a master at the deny-it-till-you-die tact. While never addressing whether or not he masturbated in a public space, Elvis is choosing to deny the press reports that say he was detained by the FBI upon arrival at Miami’s airport after being caught exposing himself to his fellow passenger, Patricia Parrea. Despite the fact that the alleged FBI report for said case is already online:

He also says he hopes to clarify some things through an outlet. Translation: Someone please call and offer me some money for the story of how I jerk off in public like a common sexual predator. This guy BEATS ALL, we tell you. Video is below.