Elvis Crespo Cornered On The Premio Lo Nuestro Red Carpet By El Gordo, Sinvergüenza!
27 March 2009, 1:40 AM. By Cindy Casares
Boy, oh boy, now we know where Raúl De Molina gets his nickname Gordo and it’s not from his fat stomach. It’s from his GIANT BALLS. He totes cornered Elvis Crespo on the red carpet at Premio Lo Nuestro and screamed at him, “¡Que tu estabas pensando?!”
Of course, he was referring to the fact that Elvis got caught masturbating on an airplane earlier this week. Elvis replied that tomorrow afternoon on his MySpace page, (which is today, actually), he will be explaining the whole silly misunderstanding of why he had his dick in his hands 30, 000 feet in the air, but tonight, he wanted to respect his fellow artists and have the time of his life. Too bad he couldn’t respect his fellow airplane passengers on that flight to Miami and still have the time of his life.
Then! As if that wasn’t ballsy enough, El Gordo insisted Elvis bring his new wife and manager Maribel Vega over and he asked HER what she thinks of this whole thing. Have you ever cringe-laughed yourself out of a sofa? Because we did. They need to invent a word for the simultaneous discomfort and hysteria that we felt watching Gordo and his big fat balls bitchslap the Crespos all over that red carpet. Ryan Seacrest isn’t fit to loosen your girdle, G. You are our Yoda. The entire unbelievable exchange is below.
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El Gordo is more disgusting than Elvis masturbating on a plane.
Urrgghh, he thinks it was hot to corner him with that question?
Gordo trying to prove your skills?
You make me fell like wacking. Or is it dancing?
I need to add that to grab his wife and put her in that situation…
Gordo just added, not that it needs it, a layer of bad taste to those insane low-life-lack-of-style awards.
Fire him!
Funniest. blog post. ever. I think its great that El Gordo cornered him about the whole thing. No woman wants to be sitting next to that and it is an egregious form of sexual harassment.
Huge balls indeed. Especially with that last comment, I thought Elvis was going to deck him.
We all know that on his show, El Gordo and La Flaca talk about nothing but gossip, which is what viewers like to see/hear. Elvis Crespo should never have attended the awards until all is cleared up. His appearance was in bad taste!