God Lets The Sun Go Down On American Idol’s Jorge Nuñez
12 March 2009, 4:16 PM. By Cindy Casares
Puerto Rican hairboy Jorge Nuñez was eliminated from American Idol last night because God hates Puerto Ricans. Plus, Jorge once sang Elton John’s “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me” which is like daring God to hit you with a bolt of lightning.
Jorge was the first ever Puerto Rican-Puerto Rican to compete on American Idol (as opposed to that fake-ass American-Puerto Rican, Tatiana Del Toro.) But, the Idol judges never seemed too keen on allowing an islander into the fold. Just watch Jorge’s audition video below. After belting out a show stopping rendition of “A Mi Manera,” the only response Paula “What The Fuck Is She, Anyway?” Abdul had for him was, “Uh, yeah, but how do you sing in English?” And Kara DioGuardi was all, “You sing with an accent.” To which Simon was like, “Duh bitch. We’s in Puerto Rico, not Omaha.” And they all went. Oh, yeah. They’re making us pick a brown person. So Randy Jackson said, “Go ahead and be a Puerto Rican, dawg!” And then Jorge pranced out of the audition room like My Pretty Pony. Which is probably the real reason he got booted last night.
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“Duh bitch. We’s in Puerto Rico, not Omaha.” - Love it!
Tatiana may not be the best representation of Puerto Ricans, but she IS a real islander… I actually went to High School with her! I don’t really understand why you would say she’s a “fake-ass American-Puerto Rican” :\
a reference to a comment Jorge made in one of his videos on the site.
Oh! Thanks for clearing that up Cindy :)
“And then Jorge pranced out of the audition room like My Pretty Pony. Which is probably the real reason he got booted last night.” LMAO - word!
I bet he still lands a record deal. I think he sings good but he’s got to do something about those eyebrows