Jackie Guerra Is A Commenter’s Jackie Of All Trades
20 March 2009, 8:23 PM. By Cindy Casares
This week we wrote a post about Jackie Guerra’s appearance on the Tyra Banks Show. Jackie who, you ask? Well, isn’t that the question of the day. Jackie Guerra seems to think we should know all about Jackie Guerra. Jackie Guerra got so upset when we said Jackie Guerra is essentially known for two things, playing Selena Quintanilla’s sister in the movie Selena and once having weighed 300 pounds, that she wrote an 800 word comment, at the bottom of that post, chronicling everything she’s been up to for the last 15 years. And that was just the beginning.
Jackie Guerra then contacted us directly on our Twitter account to let us know she had left said comment. And in the last 24 hours, Jackie Guerra has proceeded to re-comment nine times with fake email addresses in an effort to make the comments section appear as if fans all over the world are outraged by our post about Jackie Guerra. Here’s one of Jackie Guerra’s covert messages:
Just saw Jackie Guerra in a photo with the Secretary of Labor–Hilda Solis. They were speaking at a NO ON Prop 8 rally in East L.A. Dolores Huerta was there as well. Gracias Jackie!
But what Jackie Guerra doesn’t seem to realize is that we can see every IP address used to leave a comment on our site. So, even though she changes the email address to say Sancho or Tammy or Brad, we can see that it’s coming from the same computer. Now that we know Jackie Guerra isn’t very tech-savvy and that she talks about herself in the third person, we’ll be sure to include those pieces of information on any future news items about Jackie Guerra.
But we want to know more about Jackie Guerra. Like, what kind of friends does she have? Well, we can see from the IP addresses on the rest of the comments that Jackie Guerra’s got one really loyal friend in San Antonio, Texas who’s posted SEVENTEEN different comments in the guise of–you guessed it–Jackie Guerra’s many fans all over the world. Some of our favorites are the ones where this San Antonio friend posted as a tranny in Mexico, a Libra in Tuscon, an ex-Guanabee reader in Florida and our personal favorite:
This Jackie Guerra posting has moved more Guanabee readers to comment than any other single article all month…possibly all year. The shear volume of responses clearly show that Guerra has generated more interest than any of other above-mentioned celebrities.
Rich, no? It’s odd because Jackie Guerra hates bullies. She told us so on her website, which she linked to in our comments section. Especially cyber bullies. “I have no problem flipping the bitch switch on any of them, anytime, any place,” Jackie Guerra assures us. We’d hate to have the Jackie Guerra bitch switch turned on us, so we’ll be sure and only ever publish the facts about Jackie Guerra, as we have well researched them. Now that we know for a fact that she presents a smiling, pro-Latina, you-go-girl, mucho inspirational front in public and then secretly trolls websites at the slightest unflattering mention of her name, posing as her many fans all over the world and making snide remarks, we’ll be sure to give that full picture of Jackie Guerra whenever we write about Jackie Guerra again.
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This is rich. I’m starting to adore Cindy Casares. She made Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez look like a fool, and now she’s taking on Jackie Guerra. Love it!
Agree. The awesomeness of this “fuck you, i did do my research & now I shall destroy you” response almost makes having my inbox clogged with the responses from Miss Guerra & her one rabid fan worth it. Almost.
Jackie is her own best cheerleader!
I thought the post did her a favor, seeing as how I had never heard of her. She is like the Latina version of Sybil?
LOL she IS the Latin Sybil! Maybe she lost all that weight to a gastric bypass surgery, which I heard causes people to start acting different.
This post made my day Cindy! I cannot stop laughing. I think we can all say you virtually kicked her ass!
Just like Fredo I thought the post did her a favor, other than the Selena movie I had never heard of her. I didn’t even know her name!
*Shakes head* The whole back and forth thing makes me sad. I admire both women, but this just blows me away in disbelief. These women, and the readers here, are educated, chic, smart, creative individuals who have the power to lead by example. But this topic dialogue/comments reminds me of cheerleaders vs. the nerds. It will just go around in circles to no end. What is the end result desired? To make someone feel bad, ugly or stupid? Is that empowering? Who is most entertained? How does that move anyone ahead? There are so many other topics that deserve to be ripped on. Please, let’s move on!
Frankly, I don’t see this as a back-and-forth thing. I appreciate knowing the truth and that is, I believe, the end result desired. I do not think Guanabee was trying to make anyone feel bad, ugly or stupid - if anything it seems as though Jackie was trying to do that to Cindy. I think that now we know the truth so we should move on.
YAY Cindy! You tell it like it is. Keep it real. And lets be real, you did her a favor in the first place- she got publicity. And in the end-lets be real… all she will be known for is playing a fat sister in Selena. And thats if you have even watched Selena….in the words of walter mercado…Mucho pero mucho amor!
Typing fake posts using email aliases burns 7 calories per post—no wonder Jackie lost all that weight! Guanabee is so BIG BROTHER—umm I mean BIG SISTER, a Latina at the helm!
WHO has the time to post fake comments 17 times in a row??? That’s beyond sad. And way to go Cindy, doing your research just like they told you too!!!
:)
You guys at Guanabee are ridiculous makingfun of somebody for sticking up for them selves, when you literally are being a big fat bully(just like the one who used to bully you I’m sure)! Jackie honey, you stand up for yourself ! fuck this website, who reads this shit, go to d-listed it’s so much better. Yeah guys look she even has fans in Puerto Vallarta ,Mexico. IP this, bitches!
IP freely?
it is not that she is “sticking up for herself” because there is nothing to defend, she is lying about her morals because she is the exact opposite of what she said. and she is trying to act like she has shitloads of “fans” from all over the world, which we all know is not true. She is probably only known in the united states, and it is only for having been a part of the selena movie. Quit trying to act like she is everywhere you look. I have only seen her once on the tyra banks show and once on another channel trying to make some stupid ass necklaces. oh my god, give me a break! This bitch is crazy and careerless! P.S. That whole gastric bypass thing was likely only a publicity thing to make her look like the next Carnie Wilson.
This is hilarious. That women is psychotic! Now she got her crazy family in Puerto Vallarta writing in for her.
Ha! leave it to the gays in PV.
Hi, this is Jennifer Lopez. I just wanted to comment on Jackie who played my fat sister in Selena. She was always jealous of me and our time on the set was very difficult. It does not surprise me that she is behaving in this manner—I recall weeks of harassing phone calls during our shoot. She even poked holes in Jon Seda’s condoms in hopes he would get me pregnant and ruin my career–obviously he and I were fu@$ing throughout production–he was hot right? I wonder whatever happened to Jon?………Anyway, Jackie has a vindictive streak and I would watch out Cindy C. she is coming for you! Anytime you want an exclusive with me and the twins, just give a shout out! I can’t promise Marc will be around much longer but who knows……Love, Jenny (from the block)!
yep family cuz you know we latinos stick together. Seriously we have enough folks wanting to bring us down why would we bring each other down? to be half funny on on a z-list gossip site?
shame on you Cindy C!
Okay, Vallarta. We hear you. You can go away now.
it would seem to me that we should be applauding Jackies acomplishments and as this guy Gomez and co, said, “what exactly is Ms. Casares thinking she is achieving with her nasty, insulting blog, wich tries DESPERATELY to be funny by doing little more than skewering people who generally don’t deserve it and who oughtlogically to be on the same side as Ms. Casares, we already live in a world that skewers Latinos enough s it is.
SHAME ON YOU CASARES!
I also love this dude Gomez & CO. Witty and funny (unlike casares’s stupid “snark” ) last words “Ms. Guerra’s only sin, as far as Gomez can tell, was that she is smarter, prettier, and more famous than Ms. Casares.” eat it casares, cuz you know your hungry!
Nice job shilling your new blog, Alisa. Aren’t you going to mention that you are “this Gomez dude” ?
Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez = The Gomez Report
this site sucks!!! and I will never be back (like many) read smart go to http://www.dlisted.com.
SNAP! All homegirl was trying to do was give herself some publicity. Ain’t no shame in Jackie’s game. We are all famewhores so why are we trying to hate on one another? Can’t we all just get along?
Jackie was a presenter at the 2004 NCLR conference and was fantastic. Not only was she extremely professional, but she was really well versed on all the issues that La Raza had on its advocacy platform. My only beef with her is that I tried to say hi in the elevator and thank her for supporting our work, but she never made eye contact. Can’t say I blame her. I pretend I don’t see people all the time.
I know this post says that it’s from escobar, but it’s really from Sancho Tammy-Brad, a real person just like yourselves. As a real person, I am always on the lookout for beautiful and talented Latina role models. To my surprise, what I instead found was a Divine Goddess: Jackie Guerra. Believe you me, Puerto Vallarta will never be the same because of the magical healing powers of Jackie Guerra. I have named my poodle Jackie-Guerra Tammy-Brad, and these days, whenever I’m going to engage in some “personal manual stimulation,” I always call it “Jackie Guerra-ing myself off”…it’s so much more polite than other euphemisms!
Thank you, Jackie Guerra! If only our new president would appoint you Secretary of Fantasticness!
It appears a lot of Latina lesbian guests have united to protect their deity Jackie Guerra—-meow!!!!
It would appear that way, yes. But, in accordance with my nagging suspicion that most people do not actually read posts before commenting, the multiple negative comments have come from a total of three IP addresses.
Ladies, ladies. Guanabee is a source of entertainment and comedic relief while at the same time giving us gossip and news on everything about our latin community. They make fun of anything and everyone they write about and that’s why we love them so. Jackie just got a little offended, Guanabee gave her a “Girl, you best check yoself before you wreck yoself.” and people are now freaking out? Bitches calm down. its all in good fun and if you’re gonna be involved with the media be prepare to get burned by someone.
Hi G-bee. It’s me commenting from my boyfriend’s computer. But I guess you knew that because you can see my IP address. So I can’t help but wonder why nobody really seems to get the concept of IP addresses and how it is basically like your home address. I mean, does no one watch To Catch A Predator?
sick burn, cindy. Now not only will I remember her as selena’s fat sister, but also for getting busted posting a bunch of fake internet praise for herself.
Haha.
So… ten bucks says that 90% all of these overly pro-jackie comments are being engineered by Jackie herself on different computers at her local public library.
Before Tyra, I never heard of that crazy bitch in my life. I find it reeeeeeaaaaaally hard to beleive she has that many die-hard supporters that read this board. That care enough to comment.
Oh Guanabee, never change your snarkiness. The Jackie Guerra saga has brought me several belly laughs.
Those are the laughs that brighten your soul.
jajaja…this is awesome..to quote mr. burns “excellent”
Since when have posts become rationed?
Has “one post per person” law come into affect?
Ms. Casares, you and your team obviously jumped to conclusions based on your desperation to dismiss what is obviously a chingo of outrage about the tone of your original JG post.
Blog comments are like conversations. It’s amazing that we have the ability to dialogue this way. Eeeet’s one of the many revolutionary breakthroughs the internet has provided us.
That you would mock this level of empowerment and seek to belittle and shut down those who want to discuss very relevant issues is a travesty.
You want to know why your being cluster-f*cked from Vallarta? Because that Puerto Vallarta trannie you thought was fake, was a real person.
Angelito, a HUGE Selena fan, was in San Antonio working on an event and posted from my mac before hopping on a plane to go back to PV — where obviously the outreach spread as he talked to friends and collegues.
Now I see you are actually telling people not to post and “go away.” THAT’s an interesting twist for a blog.
Access to technology, in case you haven’t read the research, is a MAJOR issue in our Latino communities. Privileged pochos may forget what its like to have to share computers with their friends and familia. Should this practice exclude Real People with convictions and opinions they’d like to express?
The Digital Divide is real.
It appears that Guanabee prefers being the IP Police — rather than accept that a great deal of folks may be expressing genuine grievances. You have already used the 20 or so posts in question to dismiss the larger MAJORITY of postings. THAT’s Rich!
I stepped up and signed at least three of my posts, even putting my email on one of them. There was nothing to hide.
I will let the rest of the folks here in San Anto, (and yes those in Tucson and Miami that were either on the road or away from a laptop) write you themselves, and hopefully identify themselves fully. It’s sad that the IP gestapo in you have brought it to this.
And why are you so smug about the number of postings from Texas? As a Tejana herself, Casares should know that Guerra actually LIVED in San Antonio while making Selena and has a very loyal fan base here. That a chunk of these people happen to work together in the arts and are skilled at grassroots organizing shouldn’t be surprising. It certainly isn’t a reason to spew the cheap — oh yeah, and poorly researched — potshots Casares has launched above.
Maybe Tyra can have us all on her show. Then you could meet these “imaginary friends” in the flesh.
Feel free to contact me anytime,
— La Pocha
pocharte@aol.com
DId you just challenge Cindy to a dance-off?
Do it! Do it!!!!
why do you edit your comments, cindy? scared of honest feedback? don’t want people to know your site is dying?
http://gomezmisc.blogspot.com/2009/03/guanabee-burns-another-bridge.html
Alisa, you might not want to make accusations of cowardice when you are pimping your new ANONYMOUS blog.
Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez = The Gomez Report
Was she Jennifer Lopez’ body double or something?
As a craft weenie, I recognize her also from her jewelry show on DIY. Jeez, she is so skinny now!
How sad she feels so insecure that one post that doesn’t list every single thing she has done in life could set her off so. Well, everyone is their own best cheerleader, so I guess writing a autobiography is the best way to go!
OMG this is hilarious. Anyway, may I suggest that in addition to having a not-so-very illustrious showbiz career, Ms. Guerra maybe doesn’t have a lot of fans because her current incarnation looks NOTHING like her chubby self from the Selena movie–looking at her old and recent pics on Google, I would never guess they were both of the same person. This is all very Jennifer Grey-like. Who knows, she could have had a great career playing everyone’s chubby cousin on Univision or something.
my image is ms guerra in a corner, hunched over while all of you are throwing rocks at her. leave the woman alone already.
You go, Cindy. These fake Guerra supporters are the craziest of the crazy.
The saddest part of this whole thing is that it will taint my bi-annual viewing of _Selena_.
So now you delete comments?? Becuase you don’t like them??
Still a dlisted lover from Miami!
I can assure you no one has deleted any comments on this site.
What a lie. You guys constantly delete negative comments. It is a classic case of an insecure idiot being able to dish out insults but being wholly incapable of taking them. This blog tried to be “snarky,” but fell short and ended up simply being needlessly cruel to a woman who actually has a lot in common with what this blog purports to be. Keep it up, Cindy. You have dug your own grave. It will be pleasurable to watch you fall face-first into it.
Hehehe.
What you say Daniel Mauser? What you say?
JAJAJAJA…
Jackie is nuts!