Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant With John Mayer’s Baby?

Jennifer Aniston’s womb-clutching poses at the Academy Awards have sparked rumors that she might be pregnant. She’s also been photographed wearing super heinous, loose-fitting dresses - quite a departure from her usual body-conscious clothing style. Which means, obviously, that it’s time to come up with baby names…

Ickitt, the obvious first choice, has woefully already been taken. It’s the nickname for Angelinacansuckitt, which is really a beautiful name for either a boy or a girl. Some other fine choices include:

• Bradley-Anne
• Bradette
• Bradina
• Sheila

Jennifer has also been visiting Beverly Hills-based ob-gyn “to the stars,” Dr. Mary C. Kerr, whom she was also visiting when she and Brad Pitt were reportedly trying to get pregnant. So… does that mean Dr. Kerr totally sucks? 

We’re still not convinced that 40-year-old Jennifer is pregnant, but we hope that, for her sake and that of her baby, she takes good care of herself and maybe considers adoption instead. According to the March of Dimes‘ website, first-time mothers age 35 or older may face certain risks during their pregnancies - such as higher risks of developing certain types of cancer or having a baby with Down syndrome.

But maybe we’re overreacting and Jen’s just taken to eating massive burritos before attending premiers and awards shows? In which case: You go, Jen. 

Click Below for Pictures of Jennifer in Suspicious, Pregnantish Clothing