Jennifer Lopez Gets Felt Up At The Airport

Jennifer Lopez went to the airport, like a commoner, instead of zooming around in her glittery purple Scientology spaceship. And what does she get for her trouble? The embarrassment of getting felt up by airport security in front of TMZ’s cameras.

Jennifer (who, by the way, looks more amazing in a simple t-shirt and jeans than in any single red carpet look and orgasm face she busts out with on the red carpet) gets searched from top to toe several times by several different members of the airport security staff. Does she have a metal plate in her head or something? Is she smuggling coke somewhere? We’ve “beeped” at checkpoints and have never had to go through such an extensive search. 

In any case, it seems that, at one point, Jen looks up and notices cameras are on here, filing the whole thing. You can hear TMZ cameramen saying “Oh yeah” and the like when she gets manually patted down. Way to keep it classy, dudes:

TSA Wants a Piece of J.Lo [TMZ]