Jesus Luz And Madonna: What The Hell Are They Thinking?

2 March 2009, 3:10 PM. By Alex Alvarez

. 4 Comments

madonna_jesus_yankees_3.2.09Madonna and her Baby Jesus decided to visit a Kabbalah Center in NYC. Romantic! Jesus, being both a gentleman and a scholar, decided that the most appropriate accessories for visiting a mystic Jewish meeting place with Madonna were a cross necklace and a Yankees cap. 

We’ve noticed that these two never seem to talk to or look at each other when photographed side by side. No hand-holding, no arm-linking, no finger-banging, nothing.What could they possibly be thinking as they walk together in silence? 

We have one guess:

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Nom nom, amiright? 

Madonna leva Jesus Luz e os filhos à Cabala [Quem]

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  1. Valerie
    (+1)

    UH HUH!!!!!!!!

  2. (+1)
    Guest wrote

    Look at Lulu in the background. She’s just waiting for her day because she knows she’s going to be 50 times hotter than her mom.

  3. (+2)
    wrote

    Here is what they think when they walk in silence;

    Madonna: “I am getting fucked by a 22 year old”
    Jesus: “I am getting fucked by Madonna”

    Little David Banda: “Kaballah school sucks–you can’t make me become a mystical Jew!”

  4. he just looks like a bored teenager out shopping with his mom for a birthday present to give his abuelita n he better go otherwise shes taking away the computer

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