Kenley Collins Shows Us How To Deal When You’re Pissed At Your Boyfriend. Hint!: It Involves Pussy.

Kenley Collins, a former “Project Runway” finalist, has been arrested after assaulting her ex-fiance with a cat. 26-year-old Kenley spent a night in jail after throwing several items, including her pet, at Zak Penley during an argument in their Brooklyn apartment.

According to reports, Kenley woke up her boyfriend by throwing the cat at his face. When he tried to crawl out of the room, she closed the bedroom door on his head and proceeded to lob a laptop, several applea and a glass of water at him. She then informed him that he was lucky and “it could have been worse.” There are, after all, places that hamster can venture that cats cannot.

Kenley’s father defended his crazy-ass buffoon of a daughter saying that Zachary called the police because he was bitter over the fact that Kenley had called off their engagement. And also? About the fact that she THREW A CAT AT HIS HEAD:

She broke it off and I guess he was a little bitter, so when this happened he called the police. He called my wife and said he was sorry the cops took it so far. He said he was sorry, but she’s still facing felony charges for tossing apples and water.

It would be laughable, if she wasn’t dragged through court. …She has a personality and sometimes it gets a little rowdy - but it was still apples and water, and a cat.

A little rowdy, kind of like how Chris Brown got a little angry.

People like Kenley are exactly why we moved out of Williamsburg: People there are overwhelmingly entitled, immature, “quirky” in a calculated manner that borders on obnoxious and lacking in any knowledge of or interest in learning how to be a functioning adult. 

You stay classy, Ken Doll.

‘Project Runway’ finalist Kenley Collins arrrested for assaulting ex-fiance - with cat [Daily News]