Which Of These Movies Did Luis Miguel Fall Asleep In?

International pop phenom Luis Miguel can rent an entire movie theater for himself and then fall asleep during the show because he uses pesos for toilet paper. But, which of the two features he rented, Valkyrie or The Wrestler, helped LuisMi bored the train to z-land? Our money is on Tom Cruise  not only because he’s a tool, but who could sleep with Mickey Rourke’s horrific face 20 feet high in front of them?

Paparazzi photographed LuisMi entering “El Sol” theater in Mexico City on March 2 and a source told TVyNovelas the Latino Elvis fell asleep “halfway through the show” after ordering a medium popcorn and drinking a beer. Then he paid his thirty million pesos (roughly $2100 USD) and left covered only by the cloak of night (and a baseball cap.) We personally don’t think this is as eccentric as TVyNovelas is painting it. Plenty of stars rent out movie theaters to avoid being mobbed by fans and, in Luis Miguel’s case, to prevent getting kidnapped. Kind of seems like being that famous must suck.