Madonna And Jesus Luz Look Better In Costume
10 March 2009, 11:30 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Madonna and Jesus Luz attended a Purim party in costume at an NYC Kabbalah Center. They thought they’d be tricky by having Jesus, in full Joker makeup, leave with Jerry Seinfeld’s utterly useless wife, Jessica (Sorry, but she can’t even write a cookbook properly). But we’d recognize those beady, vacant eyes anywhere, Jesusito!
Madonna, meanwhile, was dressed like her daughter, Lourdes, after she’s moved to Daytona Beach and taken up giving HJ’s for meth money in the parking lot of an Arby’s.
God, seriously. Just look at Jesus’ face and try resist placing a helmet on him while telling him, gently but firmly, that hands are for helping, not plucking the feathers off park pigeons and eating them. Total re-re face:
Do you guys think you can come up with a caption for this pair? Winner gets a virtual cookie.
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“Giving HJ’s for meth money in the parking lot of an Arby’s.”
I shall suggest it to all my younger friends as a recession proof career choice.