Madonna Heads To Malawi For New Adoption, While Jesus’ Father Insists His Son’s Love Is Real. Real Stupid.

Madonna has reportedly begun filing paperwork for the adoption of a second child from Malawi. The singer is set on providing her first adopted child, David, with an adopted sibling. Plus how cute is it to use the fake kids you never take care of as bookends when guests come to visit? Adorbs!

An official from Malawi’s department of welfare confirms that Madonna is preparing to travel to Africa in order to snatch pick up a new child. She’s expected to arrive this weekend. We’ll bet those orphans are just lining up in the hopes of being raised by nannies and wearing tiny Uggs and Ed Hardy sweatshirts. 

So. Will Madonna’s new adopted accessory-person have a new daddy, too?

Jesus Luz’s dad insists that his son and Madonna are really, truly in love - despite rumors that she dumped Jesus after he was casting his stones all over another woman. Explains Jesus’ Earthly father, Luiz Heitor:

When Cupid strikes, age doesn’t matter. My son told me his relationship with Madonna is serious. People speak about their difference in ages, this is nonsense.

I believe she was first attracted to him by is handsomeness and his name helped.

His name as in “Jesus, goes with Madonna is a funny and inappropriate manner” or his name as in his name is supposed to have meant something before Madonna bit him with her vagina? Because if it’s the latter then, wow. No. 

Madonna to adopt again [The Sun]

Jesus Luz’s dad: Madonna romance is serious [Now]