Kobe Bryant’s Maid, Maria Jimenez, Suing Kobe And Wife Vanessa For Abuse

Maria Jimenez, former housekeeper for Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa, is suing the couple because she claims Mrs. Kobe Bryant was abusive. Jimenez says Vanessa once made her stick her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a clothing tag. And you thought you had a shitty job.

Jimenez also claims on court papers filed in Superior Court in Orange County, that Vanessa Bryant called her “lazy, slow, dumb, a fucking liar, and fucking shit.” Well, she did have all that dogshit on her hands. According to the paperwork, Vanessa “badgered, harassed and humiliated Maria by yelling and screaming at Maria and criticizing her in front of Kobe, the Bryants’ children, employees and other people in the household.” She wanted to leave, but Kobe wasn’t letting his human shield walk out so fast.

We could have told Maria that Vanessa Bryant was going  to be the crabbiest boss in the world because she married Kobe Bryant for his money while he’s off banging everything in the tri-state area. She has to let her frustrations out on someone. But at least, now, that someone is going to get paid.