Mark Wahlberg Dares Not Ogle Gisele

When a TMZ stalkerazzi asked Mark Wahlberg how Gisele Bundchen looked when she stopped by the set of Entourage to say hi to Tom Brady recently, Mark answered, “She looked like his wife. What kind of question is that?” Which of course means, say hello to your mother.

What else could Marky Mark say when Tom Brady could take him and his entire funky bunch with one hand tied behind his back? The newlyweds were on the set of Mark’s biopic sit-com, of course, because Tom recently guest starred in an episode of the flailing bro show. But if producers wanted to see a ratings spike, they should have had Gisele stop by in front of the camera. Lord knows Turtle ain’t gonna do it.