Michelle Rodriguez Promises To Punch Paparazzo Once She’s Better
30 March 2009, 2:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Michelle Rodriguez, adorable ball of unadulterated rage that she is, attempted to punch a paparazzo this weekend in Mexico City.
She was impeded only by the fact that she was in a wheelchair at the time.
Michelle, seated in a wheelchair, was leaving an airport when she was snapped by a photographer. Through a miracle of Christ, Michelle leapt from her seat and ran off after the pap, intending to punch him right in the dick sucker. She is said to have yelled, “I’m sick! Have a heart, coward!” and promised to follow through with punching him once she gets better.
Michelle is in DF promoting what is rumored to be the very first Oscar contender of 2009, Fast & Furious, the fourth installment of the inspiring “car go vroom” franchise.
Get well soon, Michelle!
Michelle enfureció en México [Univision]
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Fucking. Awesome!
I love this hot mess.
“Through a miracle of Christ, Michelle leapt from her seat…”
Hilarious!