Paraplegic David Blancarte Is Healed By Miracle Spider Bite, Uses Newly Mobile Limbs To Commit Domestic Violence
16 March 2009, 3:15 PM. By Alex Alvarez
A California man named David Blancarte was healed from his paralysis by what is being referred to as a “miracle spider bite” from a brown recluse spider. Blancarte celebrated the new use of his legs by committing an act of domestic violence.
Blancarte has lost the use of his legs thanks to a motorcycle accident 20 years ago. He was arrested Friday on a domestic violence warrant and is now ambling around the San Joaquin County Jail.
Watch his miraculous story of hope, rebirth, and subsequent embarrassing incarceration:
Spider Bite Miracle Man Arrested [FOX 40]
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So it all worked out in the end. That whole deal with the spider bite is crazy. The domestic violence is….well the spider bite was crazy.
so he didn’t turn into spiderman?
No. It was a *brown* recluse that bit him so he turned into Chris Brown.
that was a good one!
“Blancarte celebrated the new use of his legs by committing an act of domestic violence” Guanabee Media is so ignorant to say this!!! I know this man. He did not commit this crime recently. This was years old already. Once the “cops” found out he could walk again they arrested him so they could collect money from him! They’re even CHARGING $$ him for the time he recently stayed in jail!!! CROOKED ROTTEN COPS!
so just because he didn’t commit this crime recently, it’s suddenly forgiven? you think that the cops are rotten and crooked but the man who beat another human being is not? i’m glad they arrested him and he’s finally being charged for the CRIME he committed.