MTV’s Brazilian Safe Sex Ad Warns You That Shagging Madonna Means Shagging Half Of Hollywood. Is That Bad?

MTV Brazil has (perhaps) concocted a couple of misspelled ads ostensibly aimed at encouraging horny Brazilian youth to practice safe sex. They do this by charting the romantic conquests of Madonna and Mick Jagger, as well as the sexual exploits of the those they’ve slept with. What we learn from this is that: Pop stars and rock stars tend to get a lot of action. That poor, poor horse.

Check out Madonna’s ad, which shows that she has absolutely no standards (Vanilla Ice? Dennis Rodman? Why not just rub your vagina against a syringe full of poo? And Manic Panic:

And Mick Jagger apparently shagged David Bowie. On a hotel bed. How vanilla!:

Well. Now we never want to have sex again, unless its with David Bowie. 

(alleged) sex lives of Mick and Madonna (et al) sell safe sex. [Copyranter]