New Jersey May Ban Bikini Waxing

New Jersey’s State Board of Cosmetology may ban Brazilian bikini waxing - air removal that strips hair from the entire genital area. What’s next, fascists? You’re going to ban hair gel and striped shirts, too?

The ban comes after two women in the state suffered injuries after getting waxed and had to be hospitalized. One women then decided to sue over her charred chocha. To think she went in try and look like a sexy seven-year-old and came out looking like a 700,000 year old Lovecraftian horror. Life is so cruel.

Apparently, no type of genital waxes has been explicitly allowed, but they’ve never been deemed illegal - until now, of course, should the Board gets its way. Hairy vaginas and balls need not worry, however, as other types of bikini waxing would be allowed, you’ll just have to forego stripping her back, sack and crack of all hair follicles. So far, no other states have outlawed Brazilian waxes.

The ban would go into effect this May at the earliest, and salons that continue providing the service would be fined. 

But you know what’s fun? Watching people get bikini waxed! Language is not safe for work, video is ok:

(Um. Would you let a bunch of people film your chocha getting its hair ripped off?)

A ban on ‘Brazilian’ bikini waxing? [AJC]