Not The Cosbys XXX: Where Is Raven-Symone?

If you watch only one pornographic movie in your lifetime, let it be one based ona beloved family sitcom. Not The Cosbys XXX (or, rather, “Not The Cosy’s”) is a porno based on the fuxtable Huxtable family we’ve all grown to love.

They actually did a fairly awesome job casting the roles (except for Denise and Theo), but they hit it out of the park with Cliff Huxtable. Which makes us extremely nervous. The thought of Bill Cosby rummaging around some woman’s vagina in the role of a medical professional was disturbing enough, but having someone who looks and sound like Dr. Huxtable loudly proclaim that Rudy “got some DICK!” is enough to put us off sex for at least 27 minutes.

The crowning (ugh…) moment in this behind-the-scenes look at the movie is when the guy who plays Theo goes into “actor mode” and describes a touching (eek…) scene between him and “Dr. Huxtable” in the gynecology office. It was like, he says, a moment between a real father and son. Because, really, who hasn’t found themselves standing next to their dad doing this:

Yes. Check out the behind-the-scenes video. There’s no actual puttin’ of the puddin’ pop in the Jell-O molds with the wiggly-jigglings, but the language is NSFW:

NSFW: THAT’S RIGHT, A PORNO BASED ON THE COSBY SHOW [Videogum]