Padma Lakshmi Has Sex With A Hardee’s Bacon Cheeseburger. Finally, We’re Not Alone.

27 March 2009, 9:45 AM. By Alex Alvarez

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Padma Lakshmi, host of “Top Chef” and overall sexy lady, is starring in a new commercial for Hardee’s. Of course, when someone who is sexy and a lady appears in a commercial, she must promptly have sexual relations with her meal.

After all, if you don’t see a woman getting sprayed with sauce and bacon grease, how will you manage to work up an appetite?

We wonder if other TV hosts like, say, Simon Cowell or Gordon Ramsay, would be asked to facefuck burgers for a commercial. Or at least dip their nuggets into sweet & sour sauce:

Hm. Do you think Elvis Crespo would star in a commercial for Hellman’s?

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  1. (+1)

    Uggghh.

  2. (+1)
    Guest wrote

    wow…an Indian (presumably a Hindu) eating a hamburger. What’s next Sarah Silverman as the next Spam spokesperson?

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