Ricky Martin Makes His Babies Rich, Does Not Want Them To Be Singers

Ricky Martin, smart DILF that he is, has set up a trust fund for each of his baby twin sons. Matteo and Valentino will each receive seven million dollars - if they complete a college education. Does this mean Ricky doesn’t want them to be sexy yoga instructors?

We think this is a marvelous idea and support Ricky’s intellectual elitism wholeheartedly. If anything, it’ll keep his twins from becoming car-crashing, strange coke pants-wearing celebutards. 

Watch as the ten million hosts of “Escandalo TV” gab over footage of Ricky shaking his hips. P.S. Don’t these people have the best jobs ever?

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