Rihanna And Chris Brown Are Recording A Duet & Making Sweet, Court-Approved Music Together
10 March 2009, 10:30 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Chris Brown and Rihanna have not only reconciled, the two are recording a duet together in Santa Monica. This comes on the heels of new details about the young couple’s previous fights. Why don’t they just sit down and write a telenovela together instead?
Some possible song titles for this hot, steaming pile of mess include:
- “Pon De Replay, Because This Cycle of Abuse Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop”
- “Baby, You Can’t Drive My Car”
- “Ladies Love Outlaws”
And, as a tip of the hat to whomever recently edited Chris Brown’s Wiki entry:
- “Most fans hope that this will end his carrer because HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING CUNT WITH NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN WHO WILL BURN IN HELL AS EMONS CHOP HIS MOTHERFUCKING CUNTING COCK OF WITH CLEAVERS. DIE SOON YOU DIRTY BITCH.” The remix.
Rihanna told cops that there had been at least two heated fights prior to her violent scuffle with Chris Brown on Grammy weekend. The first took place about three months ago in Europe. The two were arguing, Rihanna slapped Chris and Chris responded by shoving her. There were no witnesses or injuries.
The next fight happened in her home country of Barbados. The two were arguing over a Range Rover and Chris ended up breaking one of the car’s windows. Rihanna maintains that Chris has never “beat” her before. Sounds like both these children are not mature enough to handle disagreements and, thus, a serious relationship. Which is why, instead of laying low and seeking counseling, separately, they’re recording a song together.
Nonetheless, Chris Brown had better make sure he’s on his best behavior. Court documents reveal that he’s cannot “harass, strike, threaten, assault (sexually or otherwise), follow, stalk, molest, destroy or damage personal or real property” belong to Rihanna. He can call her, but she reserves the right to record his conversations. Call us naive, but we thought this was how most relationships functioned, without interference from the court.
Chris Brown and Rihanna Recording—Together! [E! Online]
Chris Brown and Rihanna: Their past fights revealed [NY Daily News]
If Chris Brown calls Rihanna: Testing, testing, 1-2, 1-2. [LA Times]
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Well isn’t that just ten shades of awesome? Has anyones feelings about this changed, from the beginning, from sympathy to annoyance? I have to remember that even though they are famous celebrities and all, they are still just like us and make bad decisions. They have both transformed right in front of my eyes from pre-packaged hollywood fodder to the trashy idiots who lived below my apartment and kept me awake with their fighting and crying. After a while you stop calling the cops because IT NEVER CHANGES.
I have the same problem with the family that lives above me. I’ve left them polite notes, I’ve talked to them not so politely, I’ve asked my landlord to speak with them, I’ve called the cops on them and nothing - nothing - has gotten them to stop screaming / fighting / slamming things around their apartment, or even feeling remotely culpable or ashamed over their behavior. I think they just simply don’t know HOW to communicate like mature adults instead of a pack of rabid goats. Which is where therapy would come in handy.