Rihanna Gets Gross With Frankie Delgado To The Sweet Sounds Of "Bug-A-Boo"

Rihanna is "on break" from festering angerball Chris Brown and has decided to make a more or less lateral move in the dating world by hooking up with Frankie Delgado, a sort of low-rent Wilmer Valderrama. Which is really saying something. Rihanna was seen "nuzzling" with Frankie at Delux last night in Los Angeles, officially marking an end to the era when stars were spotted merely "canoodling" at terrible clubs in LA and NY. Rihanna then gave Frankie a lap dance to Destiny's Child's "Bug-a-Boo." Said a witness, presumably after a bout of nausea:

[Frankie] kept pulling at Rihanna’s white dress and she giggled, playfully pushing him away and then hugging him.

In Rihanna's defense, she had downed several screwdrivers in addition to Redbull and vodkas.

Frankie, for those who were previously blissfully unaware of his existence, is in a bromantic relationship with Brody Jenner, step-brother to Kim Kardashian and living embodiment of a popped collar.  So. What do we think of this coupling? 

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