Selena Psychofans: MTV Tr3s Wants To Make A Documentary With You

No doubt moved by the disasterous news of Selena Etc, Inc.’s closing, MTV Tr3s has decided to create a 30 minute documentary on slain Tejana/Pop songstress Selena Quintanilla and wants her psychofans to help. But there’s a catch: you have to be in Corpus Christi. This narrows it down to, well, the whole town. From the website:

MTV Tr3s is calling on all Selena Quintanilla Fans living in Corpus Christi!!
DEADLINE FOR ALL SUBMISSIONS: March 20th 2009

MTV Tr3s is producing a ½ hour documentary about Selena Quintanilla’s life and is searching for Selena’s hugest fans in Corpus Christi to help tell her story. Are you Selena’s biggest fan? Do you know EVERYTHING there is to know about the Queen of Tejano Music? Here is your opportunity to share it with the world!! Send a photo of yourself and a description of what makes you Selena’s biggest fan to selena@mtvtr3s.com,. Also answer the Selena questionnaire below in your email.

Your Name:
Age:
Telephone/Cell Number:

Do you know where are all the Selena landmarks in Corpus Christi are like the back of your hand? Would you be able to give our cameras a tour?
Do you have a huge tattoo of Selena on your arm?
Did you go to all of her concerts? Where (sic) you at her last concert at the Astrodome?
Do you remember ALL the details?
Do you still have a large collection of Selena memorabilia?
Do you remember her as if it was yesterday?
Were you at her funeral?
What do you do today to keep her memory alive?
Are you the President of a Selena Fan Club?

If someone had been this diligent about rounding these people up 15 years ago, perhaps Selena would still be with us. Either way, we expect those of you Selena fans who don’t live in Corpus to move there, obvs. Otherwise you’re a pussy.

Are you a Selena Expert? We Need You ASAP! [MTV Tr3s via]