Semen Facials All The Rage Amongst Colombian Masturbators

09 Mar 2009 | 21:48

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In Colombia, according to one article, it's customary for young men to wipe their semen-soaked hands on their cheeks after masturbating. To which we ask: Really? A surgeon in Colombia has decided to manufacture a topical face cream made with honey, as well as proteins and nutrients found in semen. Studies show that, after application, skin seemed to be firmer and better hydrated. The myth that applying semen to the face will make it softer / smoother / tighter / younger-looking / semenier has a long, hard history. According to legend, one of Cleopatra's beauty secrets included slathering her face with man milk to keep her skin firm and silky. A discussion board on a Spanish-language site featuring news about the cream featured mostly delighted men excited at the prospect at improving the look and feel of their skin while getting a load to the face. Says the lovely and exclamatory Fernando:

Hi Dear Friends!!! I find this to be spectacular news for us, the gays who are always on the lookout for the latest in anti-aging treatments!! I always noticed, when I was young and put semen on my face, how tight my skin would become!! It's all a matter of personal taste!!!... Personally, I love the smell of semen...!!! And now that I've learned it has a cosmetic benefit, well, even better!!! Congratulations!!! Hopefully someone sends me a little bit of that cream to see if the results are better than with natural semen!!!!!

What do you all think? Are the benefits of semen medical bunk perpetuated by horny dudes, or is there really something to this?

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Fredo March 9, 2009

Are there any benefits to ingesting it?? Just asking.
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laroncha March 9, 2009

according to my exboyfriend... it's full of nutrients.
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Guest March 9, 2009

I bet with that he got you to swallow.
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laroncha March 9, 2009

LOL. No
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Guest March 11, 2009

I had an aerobics instructor that told us the protein count and calories for a "shot" of semen.... if the ho-bag was telling the truth, it is jammed packed with protein.
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Guest May 13, 2009

I don't know whether or not it's true but when I apply it, I can literally feel my skin start to tighten - it's unlike anything I've ever tried before.
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Guest December 9, 2009

Reports like this one are so misguided and ill-informed. The only healthy benefit for the skin is to get it clean, and leave it alone. The pores on the skin are meant to be cleared at all times. When the body is in what it considers to be a "normal" state, the living, thriving skin is an organ that uses pores to detoxify and replenish itself. It needs no help other than for us to clear it. A person who overeats puts a strain on the body which prevents this from happening. So the bottom line is this. Stop eating more than once a day and make sure its natural, whole foods, and none of that processed supermarket garbage. The body will not only love you for it, but your skin will improve ten fold. I personally use nothing more than Neutrogena soap because it clears, it cleans, and leaves nothing behind. The rest is automatic. Semen on the face.....how stupid can some people be.
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