Semen Facials All The Rage Amongst Colombian Masturbators
9 March 2009, 5:48 PM. By Alex Alvarez
In Colombia, according to one article, it’s customary for young men to wipe their semen-soaked hands on their cheeks after masturbating. To which we ask: Really?
A surgeon in Colombia has decided to manufacture a topical face cream made with honey, as well as proteins and nutrients found in semen. Studies show that, after application, skin seemed to be firmer and better hydrated.
The myth that applying semen to the face will make it softer / smoother / tighter / younger-looking / semenier has a long, hard history. According to legend, one of Cleopatra’s beauty secrets included slathering her face with man milk to keep her skin firm and silky.
A discussion board on a Spanish-language site featuring news about the cream featured mostly delighted men excited at the prospect at improving the look and feel of their skin while getting a load to the face. Says the lovely and exclamatory Fernando:
Hi Dear Friends!!!
I find this to be spectacular news for us, the gays who are always on the lookout for the latest in anti-aging treatments!!
I always noticed, when I was young and put semen on my face, how tight my skin would become!!
It’s all a matter of personal taste!!!… Personally, I love the smell of semen…!!! And now that I’ve learned it has a cosmetic benefit, well, even better!!!
Congratulations!!! Hopefully someone sends me a little bit of that cream to see if the results are better than with natural semen!!!!!
What do you all think? Are the benefits of semen medical bunk perpetuated by horny dudes, or is there really something to this?
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Are there any benefits to ingesting it?? Just asking.
according to my exboyfriend… it’s full of nutrients.
I bet with that he got you to swallow.
LOL. No
I had an aerobics instructor that told us the protein count and calories for a “shot” of semen…. if the ho-bag was telling the truth, it is jammed packed with protein.
I don’t know whether or not it’s true but when I apply it, I can literally feel my skin start to tighten - it’s unlike anything I’ve ever tried before.