Victor And Digna Carpio, Parents Of Sextuplets, Are Tired But Sane. Unlike Some People.

9 March 2009, 3:15 PM. By Alex Alvarez

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carpia_sextuplets_3.9.09Back in October, Victor and Digna Carpio gave birth to the U.S.’s first set of Latino sextuplets. Checking in with their progress since the birth, the couple seems tired, yet content. It’s a striking contrast to Octomom Nadya Suleman’s carefree approach to raising 14 children.

Victor says the main thing that keeps them from chucking all six babies into a wood chipper is telling themselves “not to panic.” Even though they have to feed - and burp - six little babies all night long:

See? With a little planning and a determined - yet realistic - approach to child rearing, one really can raise a large number of kids without driving publicists insane, sending family members into debt or encouraging offers to star in porn. 

Of course, if the Carpio family does decide to announce they’d like another six kids or so, there’s always room on TV for another reality series: “Crappin’ Out Carpios.”

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  1. The Blingees have been particularly awesome lately!

    • I have to really control myself to keep from adding a kitten leaping out of a flower into the arms of a glittery gansta smoking a blunt.

      I love Blingee.

      • I applaud your artistic ability. And your restraint. Blingee is wonderful but it can also be dangerous in the wrong hands - just like multi-birth babies.

  2. like who? kidding…

    and can i just say mrs. carpio looks pretty slammin’ a few months after crapping SIX babies out? her boobs and salma’s can have a boob off or something.

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