Watchando: Will Threaten You With A Good Time

30 March 2009, 1:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez

Britney Spears’ dad has been threatening to take away her kids. Possibly because his daughter once locked herself in the bathroom with one.
[PH]

Actor Josh Hartnett was hospitalized with stomach cramps.
[Contact Music]
Michael Jackson is taking back the Moonwalk. Which is good, because Chris Brown was not treating it too well.
[Daily Mail]
Robert Pattinson knows how to douche his business, thanks.
[Showbiz Spy]
The Jonas Brothers are covered in thick fluids.
[People]