The Watchmen Sex Scene Features Three Dr. Manhattans, Triple The Gigantic Blue Glowing Wang
6 March 2009, 3:27 PM. By Alex Alvarez
We are 100% on board with the idea of a Dr. Manhattan foursome in The Watchmen movie. Especially since three of those involved happen to be Dr. Manhattan. Like you haven’t thought about doing this. Especially if you happened to be in possession of giant, glowing, electric blue wang?
There has been some controversy surrounding the sex scenes in The Watchmen movie, as well as over the state, girth and legnth of Dr. Manhattan’s glowing blue penis. Some think the penis is too big and undermines Dr. Manhattan’s impotence in the face of tragedy and destruction. Which happens to a lot of superheroes:
In the graphic novel, Doctor Manhattan’s peen is modest and understated, symbolizing the character’s impotence in the face of human evil. Adding inches to its length or circumference undermines everything Alan Moore was trying to say about politics, society, and the human condition.
Oh waaaaa. We don’t pay upwards of twelve dollars to watch a movie in order to see some metaphor-laden shriveled micropenis. Sorry. Then there’s the argument that his penis is too smooth, stylized and statue-like. Director Zach Snyder says this was done purposefully, and it shows. Compare Dr. Manhattan’s penis in the movie to that in the original comic:
It’s like he’s wearing a merkin made of toothpaste. Unsavory.
Then there’s the matter of a foursome scene between Silk Spectre (II) (played by Malin Akerman), Dr. Manhattan and three of his clones. CoLLeGe!!!1! Says Billy Crudup, who plays Dr. Manhattan in the film:
Interviewer: You and Malin Akerman share a pretty interesting sex scene, in which Dr. Manhattan, who has the ability to be many places at once, initiates his own version of a, um, four way.
Billy Crudup: [Laughs] Yeah, yeah I did each of those guys.
Is that too risqué? Too kinky? Kind of gross? Or (and this is the correct answer, by the way) totally awesome? You decide!
Outrage: Watchmen Movie’s Doctor Manhattan to Have Large Penis [NY Mag]
Watchmen Interview: Billy Crudup as Dr. Manhattan [Film.com]
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I can’t even distinguish the peen in that pic. The blue just all melts together.
well…dr. manhattan can change his molecular structure at will…n his whole deal was pleasing Laurie….but still…:( i hope they kept the line “its like licking a battery” in the movie…
“There is a God, and he is American!” Dr. Manhattan may have a big blue wang, fucker was still impotent, all that four ways and still could not conceive, not super to me. I wonder, if anyone has read far enough into 2666, and read about the pride of Romania….WANG!
I totally got your 2666 reference. And all we need now is a peep hole in the wall to watch it in action.
I didn’t get the big deal about this movie but now I’m vaguely curious…
Blue usually means coconut-flavor, at least for raspas.
The comic book is considered to be the greatest comic of all time. Alan Moore turn the comics industry on its head and scribed the old fashion comic book characters (think boyscout Superman) into a very possible world (a nuclear standoff between USA and USSR).
I thought the penis was beautiful. I think the male anatomy in general is beautiful. I t swayed as he walked, and just was a part of him as naturally as his pecs or his arms. Get over it!
You have to read the comic to understand the visual significance here. Dr. Manhattan isn’t impotent because he is powerless to stop evil - heck, he ended the Vietnam war in one week! He just is removed from humanity and doesn’t care about sex anymore. This is why he is naked as well - conventional sociologic constraints like clothing are not concerns of his…he doesn’t care about being clothed or naked cuz he doesn’t need to worrry about protection abnd he does not care what others think of him. He’s kind of a god, per se. It iS interestiong that Mr. Snyder made his penis much bigger in the movie than it was in the book. It’s cool, though. Dr. manhattan can probably make any part of himself as big as he wants to.