White House Easter Egg Roll Tickets Available Online. Someone Tell Mayor Grose!
26 March 2009, 12:02 PM. By Cindy Casares
Your prez is handing out tickets via the internet to the annual White House Easter Egg Roll for the first time ever! Right now, shitloads of bobo parents are jamming up the world wide web trying to get tickets in hopes their child will strike up a friendship with First Kids Malia and Sasha Obama. But we should really be focusing on getting racist Orange County Mayor Dean Grose there. We’d love to watch that dipshit roll a watermelon all the way down The Hill.
The 2009 White House Easter Egg Roll will take place 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. April 13 on the South Lawn of the White House. What exactly is an Easter Egg Roll? Ya got us. Let’s ask some white people:
Children race to reach the finish line by rolling hard-boiled eggs across the South Lawn of the White House during the annual White House Easter Egg Roll.
Obvs, this would have been way more fun if now homeless New Mexico governor Bill Richardson would have won the presidency. We’d be having the first-ever White House cascaron fight. And that shit would go all night till six in the mo’n.
Instead, America will have another boring protestant Easter with some rolling and no watermelons. You can buy tickets online right’chere, off and on during the day. (Currently off as we’re typing this. Let us know in the comments if you get some.)
2009 White House Easter Egg Roll [WhiteHouse.gov]
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That should be fun for the kids. The kids who enjoy rolling eggs down hills.
I would be too tempted to push the kids.. That would be more fun!
look at the face on that little one with the bow. she’s a tonya harding in the making.
A cascaron fight that results in a party that lasts all night is the exact descripton of every Easter in my lifetime.