U.S. health and immigration groups are launching outreach campaigns to try and prevent even more flu-carriers coming across in the flood of summer laborers. Sensible precaution or flimsy excuse to stigmatize immigrants?
30 April 2009
Exclusive: Mexican Pig Farm Smithfield Foods, Inc, Suspected Of Starting H1N1 Virus, Gets Death Threats
By Daniel Mauser at 6:00 PM.
In the midst of one of the worse pandemics in history, Smithfield Foods Inc. is struggling to distance its pig farms from the so-called swine flu, now being called the H1N1 virus.
Paula Abdul Sat On Mexican Gardener As Victim Of The Brüno Influence-a
By el smrtmnky at 5:46 PM.
American Idol judge and avowed non-resident of Doll Valley, Paula Abdul succumbed to the embarassing viral powers of Sacha Baron Cohen’s gay Austrian alter ego, Brüno. Symptoms include flush face, sitting on Mexicans, and slurred speech. No one really noticed until about now.
Here is the radio interview where Paula describes how she got punk’d by [...]
The Grinch That Stole Cinco De Mayo: Opportunities For Public Intoxication Thwarted By Swine Flu
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
Because of fears surrounding the spread of swine flu, many Cinco de Mayo celebrations across this great nation - this nation for which Cinco de Mayo was explicitly created - have been cancelled. Let’s look into some of the havoc wrought by this virus.
Travel Industry Pissed At Joe Biden For His Anti Public Transportation Remarks
By Nacomprende at 5:00 PM.
Selena Roberts Reveals That Alex Rodriguez Took Steroids As A Teen, Has Bitch Tits, And Is On Our List Of Most Embarrassing Latino Athletes
By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.
Alex Rodriguez, he of the rampant steroid abuse and resulting bitch tittery as illustrated in Selena Roberts’ upcoming book on the baseball player, is on our list of the Most Embarrassing Latino Athletes. Grab a bra and check out who else made the list.
Poll: Will Americans Celebrate Cinco De Mayo Amidst Swine Flu Hysteria?
By Cindy Casares at 4:30 PM.
Cinco de Mayo is coming up next week and we were wondering, with all this anti-Mexican feeling in the air, will Americans feel like snorting margarita quesadillas off their favorite waitress if they’re afraid to get the flu of the swine?
Jim Perdue Appears in Spanish-Language Ad Through The Help Of Phonics
By Nacomprende at 4:05 PM.
In this Spanish-language ad for Purdue chicken, Jim Purdue sounds like he’s reading off phonetic cue cards.
Guanabee’s Swine Flu Bingo
By Camilla Rowan at 4:00 PM.
So you’re barricaded in your house with your family waiting for the swine plague to blow over? Well fear not, we’ll keep you entertained with Swine Flu Bingo!
Diego Luna And Gael Garcia Bernal Lookin’ Hella Grody On The Cover Of Para Todos
By Alex Alvarez at 2:25 PM.
Dominican Republic Bans Abortion, Feminists And Catholic Cardinals Weigh In
By Alex Alvarez at 2:15 PM.
The Dominican Republic has added a clause to its constitution stating that the right to live is “inviolable from birth until death,” this banning all forms of abortion. The clause also bolsters the country’s ban on the death penalty.
Mexico’s Absentee Daddy President Felipe Calderon Finally Addresses Nation On Swine Flu.
By Cindy Casares at 1:46 PM.
Last night Mexican President Felipe Calderon finally decided to show his tiny, bespectacled head on television to address his nation on the swine flu epidemic that is turning their lives upside down.
