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Excerpts from Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts' upcoming book on Alex Rodriguez, cleverly titled A-Rod have been released, including allegations that Rodriguez began using performance-enhancing drugs as early as during his high school years. Other interesting tidbits include the following:
Baseball great Keith Hernandez got into hot water when he uttered the following - during a broadcast of a game - upon seeing witnessing the Padres' message therapist, Kelly Calabrese, high five Mike Piazza:
Mets pitcher Pedro Martinez presided over a cockfight in the Dominican Republic. On video. What's a little cock between friends, after all?
3. Cristiano Ronaldo
When the soccer player's ex-girlfriend, Nereida Gallardo, came forward saying Cristiano was a vain, hairless mama's boy, we believed her. Also? His clothing line is super tacky. We only really want to bend it with one metrosexual soccer star, and Cristiano it ain't.
2. Oscar de la Hoya
In 2ooo, boxing champ De la Hoya released a (Grammy nominated!) album helpfully titled Oscar de la Hoya, which included songs written by the Bee Gees. He went on to create, ironically, a men's clothing line sold at the since-bankrupt department store Mervyn's. And then, of course, there was this:
But, perhaps most embarrassing for Oscar, is the fact that he is related to one Daisy de la Hoya.
1. Jose Canseco
Cuban basebell player Jose Canseco's very existence is embarrassing. His sweat? Embarrassing. His moose knuckles? Embarrassing. The way he chews his food? Embarrassing. The way he makes us think he's the sort of person who TYPES EMAILS ALL IN CAPS? Embarrassing. Willfully participating in The Surreal Life? The fact that he admitted to sleeping with Madonna because she wanted him to turn her womb into a Cuban caja china? Embarrassing enough to place him at the top of this list.
Selena Roberts Reveals That Alex Rodriguez Took Steroids As A Teen, Has Bitch Tits, And Is On Our List Of Most Embarrassing Latino Athletes
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Excerpts from Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts' upcoming book on Alex Rodriguez, cleverly titled A-Rod have been released, including allegations that Rodriguez began using performance-enhancing drugs as early as during his high school years. Other interesting tidbits include the following:
Roberts broke the story that A-Rod failed a steroid test in 2003. Yankees teammates, Roberts writes, nicknamed Rodriguez "B---h T--s" in 2005 because he put on 15 pounds in the offseason that resulted in round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids.Delightful. This news, coupled with an ill-advised relationship with Madonna that would result in the deterioration of both their marriages, makes Alex one of our most embarrassing Latino athletes: 5. Keith Hernandez
Baseball great Keith Hernandez got into hot water when he uttered the following - during a broadcast of a game - upon seeing witnessing the Padres' message therapist, Kelly Calabrese, high five Mike Piazza:
"Who is the girl in the dugout, with the long hair? What's going on here? You have got to be kidding me. Only player personnel in the dugout."When told that Kelly was, in fact, personnel, Hernandez added:
"I won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout."He eventually apologized, saying:
"You know I am only teasing. I love you gals out there — always have."Right back atcha, ya ol' cokehead, you. 4. Pedro Martinez
Mets pitcher Pedro Martinez presided over a cockfight in the Dominican Republic. On video. What's a little cock between friends, after all?
3. Cristiano Ronaldo
When the soccer player's ex-girlfriend, Nereida Gallardo, came forward saying Cristiano was a vain, hairless mama's boy, we believed her. Also? His clothing line is super tacky. We only really want to bend it with one metrosexual soccer star, and Cristiano it ain't.
2. Oscar de la Hoya
In 2ooo, boxing champ De la Hoya released a (Grammy nominated!) album helpfully titled Oscar de la Hoya, which included songs written by the Bee Gees. He went on to create, ironically, a men's clothing line sold at the since-bankrupt department store Mervyn's. And then, of course, there was this:
But, perhaps most embarrassing for Oscar, is the fact that he is related to one Daisy de la Hoya.
1. Jose Canseco
Cuban basebell player Jose Canseco's very existence is embarrassing. His sweat? Embarrassing. His moose knuckles? Embarrassing. The way he chews his food? Embarrassing. The way he makes us think he's the sort of person who TYPES EMAILS ALL IN CAPS? Embarrassing. Willfully participating in The Surreal Life? The fact that he admitted to sleeping with Madonna because she wanted him to turn her womb into a Cuban caja china? Embarrassing enough to place him at the top of this list.
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Also embarassing for wearing that shirt!
ReplyHmmm...as a child, I was a big fan of Jose Canseco, collected his baseball cards and had his poster on my wall. I totally root for De La Hoya and his niece is my favorite reality show tramp. Ronaldo is one of my favorite soccers players (he's one of the best players in the world for sure). Annnnd, I find it deeply humorous that a Portuguese metrosexual is adored by tons of bluecollar blokes from Manchester, England. I think I may be a really embarassing person.
ReplyYou don't find men in mesh shirts incredibly sexy? Don't lie.
ReplyAlways preferred Jeter to A-Dog myself.
Replyguacala no!
Replywhatever, the reporter's no Rodriguez... ella es Selena
ReplyDoes Cristiano Ronaldo count?
ReplyKeith Hernandez mustache is creeping me out on that GQ cover
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