Angelina Jolie Wants Another Kid To Raise With Her Bro

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt haven’t been together for 48 days and now, rumor has it, she wants to adopt another kid to raise with her brother James Haven. Flowers in the attic, anyone? 

The story, according to The Globe, is that Brad put the kabosh on anymore adoptions for 2009 saying, you know, they have plenty of kids at home. So, Angelina has hatched this plan to get her brother to adopt as a way around Brad’s rule. Brad, of course, is none too happy with his girlfriend who would probably bone her brother to get another kid if she could only get it to come out brown. (They infamously snogged at the Oscar’s in 2ooo.) Also, James says he’s thinking about doing it as he’s “under his sister’s influence.” More like under her vagina’s influence. It doesn’t know the meaning of the word, no.

Meanwhiles, InTouch says Brad and Angie haven’t been seen together in 48 days.  An airport employee in France told the magazine that Brad arrived in Marseilles alone on April 9 and the two haven’t been photographed together since they attended a Lion King showing in New York on February 25. Could this relationship of insanity actually be in trouble?

Angelina Jolie and big brother James Haven, where it all went wrong--with parents Jon Voight and Marcheline Bertrand in 1977.