Bethenny Frankel Not Strippery Enough For A-Rod

It seems that date the other night, between Alex Rodriguez and Real New York Housewife Bethenny Frankel, ended in a sad face for Bethenny and blue ball for Alex. The couple reportedly did not do the nasty and Alex had her home by a respectable hour, rather than taking her out clubbing as he is wont to do with his lady friends. But, Alex was seen canoodling with a “stripper type” “trashy blonde girl” poolside at the Delano hotel in Miami where we’ve personally seen women topless, but carrying a purse. It’s that classy.

“Alex and this girl were laying outside at the Delano, soaking up some sun,” a source told Gatecrasher. “She’s definitely got the stripper look A-Rod seems to gravitate toward.” We gravitate toward Alex dating strippers, too. Go, A-Rod, go!

Sadly, Bethenny was across town at a local TV station selling her diet book that teaches you to get Naturally Thin like she did (heh), when a news anchor annoyed her with questions about A-Rod. “She was snippy, and you could tell she was bothered that this was cutting into her promotional time, but she handled it well, simply saying ‘I’m not answering that.’” Now, Bethenny, it’s just that sort of uptight attitude that got you dropped off early to begin with.