Why Is Billy Corgan Slutting Around With Tila Tequila?

A new video allegedly features Billy Corgan on piano as Tila Tequila runs around her living room making dog noises. Corgan is never seen, (we see a very tall, shadowy figure enter the room), but Tila claims it's him on YouTube. A few days ago, we heard that the two are reported to be dating. This has to be the weirdest pairing since we put Cheez Whiz in our bong. We're not saying it was a bad thing, but it took some getting used to. According to Wikipedia, Corgan suffers from depression and has been known to self-mutilate and date Courtney Love. So, obvs, this guy hates himself and is punishing himself by accompanying this yodeling bag of sex. Billy, wake up. You're creating your own Yoko Ono and she's not even Japanese money. She's VH1 roadkill.